May 2011
I hate being a teenager. If you don't eat,...
When I can't find the next page button on...
and then you gotta go up to the address bar & type “/page/2”
Reblog this if you LOVE your Daddy.
alwaysbeiconic:
biebrauhl:
One boy didn’t reblog this and his father got into a really bad car accident 2 days later.
I just have to. I love my dad.
My iPhone autocorrected "pedobear" to "pesobear"
liferearranged-:
jimmychenn:
thisismystorybro:
justonemoment:
mattches:
OLE
LOL
I’M CRYING
hahahahaha
omg..ROFL
When your friend says exactly what you were...
that-is-soo-fetch:
if my parents'd have tumblr, their posts would be...
borntolovebieb:
My daugther think she walks like
But she actually looks like
When I ask my child to tidy her room she’s like
“Yea, yea. I’ll go in a minute” and then she never does it
When she starts telling me things about Justin Bieber
When she thinks she’s gonna be famous and she can’t even sing.
When i tell her she won’t be able to go to Justin’s concert.
First she’s...
When someone takes my food without asking me
When people see you lying down with your eyes...
colormyskyy-:
pilosopogyno:
Me: Nope. I’m training to die.
liferearranged-:
mohfxckintiffany:
All of these guys and girls talk about how they go for personality. Then next thing you know, they’re trying to get at some freaking gorgeous girl or hot ass guy. Way to contradict yourselves, dumbasses.
This-____- .
When you see someone cute,
They smile and look at you:
And you’re like:
Why do I even try...?
lolnojk:
seriously.
So here's how my math class works,
eternallywasted:
elegantcars:
What we learn in class:
1 + 1
Homework:
-55x + 47x
Test:
39048240x^2(3454x + 84) + 8343x(x - 454)(354 - x)
BLESS THIS POST
“Username Has Already Been Taken”.
“Bitch, who stole my idea?!”
After watching a scary movie.
deedeessbahhdx3:
My friends:
“Shit, that was so funny when the bitch came out of the closet!”
Me: ”Stfu guys, she’s coming for us.. she’s fucking coming”
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
lolnojk:
tumblr needs to stop with this
I'm kinda just that person who nobody notices.
When people post in-direct statuses about you.
stephwuistooraw:
Bitch just say my name.
HAHAHAH on point though.
I can't believe I liked you.
Watchdamnnlinax:
@andysitsonyou ! (=
Reblog if your 5'6 or under - I want to follow you...
chinkeyness:
melanniex3:
strangerintexas:
canyoukeepapromise:
discoverwhoiam:
GODDAMN IM TOO SHORT FOR LIFE D:
why do i fit this description…..
I’m 4’11
…
:D
5’2. ;D
Hehe. 4’10 :D
When you and your best friend say the same thing...
